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		<title>Mouth of BP&#8217;s Hayward Goes Wayward</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/06/03/mouth-of-bps-hayward-goes-wayward/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tony Hayward, CEO of BP, says:  “I  made a hurtful and thoughtless comment on Sunday when I said that &#8216;I   wanted my life back.&#8217; When I read that   recently, I was appalled. I apologize, especially to the families of the   11 men who lost their lives in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phillies&#8217; Manuel Admits Cheating &#8230; Kind Of</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[“I didn’t know about it. I told the umpire, ‘No, we don’t have anybody out there with binoculars.’ I come to find out that we did,” say Philadelphia Phillies manager Charlie Manuel, following Major League Baseball&#8217;s warning to the team after FSN Rocky Mountain, the flagship broadcaster of the Colorado  Rockies, showed  bullpen coach [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Legend of Jesse James Grows</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 20:33:59 +0000</pubDate>
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Jesse James, husband of Oscar-winning actress Sandra Bullock, speaking of his extramarital sex scandal with a 24-year-old, white-supremacist, neo-Nazi tattoo and fetish &#8220;model,&#8221; says: &#8220;There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It&#8217;s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tuna Consumption Linked to Chronic Stupidity</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 20:02:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You still don't get how a can of tuna can contain fish when the brand is "Chicken of the Sea," and you're acting holier than thou?]]></description>
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		<title>Mmmm Not So Good: Naomi Campbell is KRAZY!</title>
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Jeff Raymond, spokesman for supermodel Naomi Campbell, says: &#8221;Naomi will cooperate voluntarily, and there is more to the story than meets the eye,&#8221; in reference to the beating she allegedly gave a limo driver who must&#8217;ve looked the wrong way at her (with his eyes open) in the rearview mirror.
We say: Yeah, there sure is. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cowell Begging for an Ass Whooping</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 22:07:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Simon Cowell says: &#8220;You have to be good looking, [and] secondly, you have to know what you&#8217;re talking about,&#8221; referring to his potential replacement (including Howard Stern) as chief d-bag on American Idol.
We say: You look like the drunken lovechild of Kermit the Frog and Mel Gibson, and your musical taste smells like ass, so [...]]]></description>
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