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		<title>Mouth of BP&#8217;s Hayward Goes Wayward</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/06/03/mouth-of-bps-hayward-goes-wayward/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 16:26:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tony Hayward, CEO of BP, says:  “I  made a hurtful and thoughtless comment on Sunday when I said that &#8216;I   wanted my life back.&#8217; When I read that   recently, I was appalled. I apologize, especially to the families of the   11 men who lost their lives in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oklahoma Rewrites Hippocratic Oath: Do Harm</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/05/13/oklahoma-rewrites-hippocratic-oath-do-harm/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 14:12:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gobsmackr.com/?p=189</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[“Maybe someday these babies will grow up to be police officers and arrest bad people, or will find a cure for cancer,” says Oklahoma State Senator (R) Todd Lamb, the majority floor leader, in reference to the state’s new abortion legislation (HB 2656) that protects doctors from being sued if they withhold fetal test results [...]]]></description>
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		<title>He Simply Misunderstood &#8220;Here Comes The Judge&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/05/12/183/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 14:54:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“He whacked her in the butt, but it wasn&#8217;t sexual abuse—he has spastic movements,” says Wyatt Gibbons, a lawyer for Hippocrate Mertsaris, a lawyer with cerebral palsy who allegedly grabbed the inner thigh and buttocks of a Taxi and Limousine Commission judge during a meeting in her Kew Gardens offices. “If he was starving to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cynthia Nixon Takes After Tricky Dick</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/05/11/cynthia-nixon-takes-after-tricky-dick/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 18:34:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cynthia Nixon, star of Sex In The City fame, says: &#8220;She&#8217;s basically a short man with boobs,&#8221; speaking of fiancee Christine Marinoni, who she plans to marry once same-sex marriage is legalized in New York.
We say: Somewhere Danny Devito is singing the blues.
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		<title>New Video: Times Square Bomber Doesn&#8217;t Floss</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/05/03/new-video-times-square-bomber-doesnt-floss/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 16:49:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NYC Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly says: &#8220;We thought it warranted an interview,&#8221; speaking of the man captured on Times Square surveillance video taking a  shirt off to reveal&#8230;another shirt. &#8220;This was a warm day. This happened just around the time that  the pops start to go off inside the car. So that&#8217;s why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>4,800 Year Old Bullshit Found on Mt. Ararat</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/04/28/4800-year-old-bullshit-found-on-mt-ararat/</link>
		<comments>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/04/28/4800-year-old-bullshit-found-on-mt-ararat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 17:52:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Yeung Wing-Cheung, representing a team of Chinese and Turkish evangelical explorers, says: &#8220;It&#8217;s  not 100 percent that it is Noah&#8217;s Ark,&#8221; speaking of wooden remains they have discovered on Mount Ararat in eastern  Turkey, &#8220;but we think it is 99.9 percent  that this is it.&#8221;
We say: But then there&#8217;s that other [...]]]></description>
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		<title>John McCain, Love International-Style</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/04/21/john-mccain-love-international-style/</link>
		<comments>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/04/21/john-mccain-love-international-style/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 17:55:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) says: “It&#8217;s  the drivers of cars with illegals in it that are  intentionally causing accidents on the freeway.&#8221;
We say: Only when they think they see you behind the wheel in your Grand Dragon Ku Klux Klan costume, you carcinogenic idiot. Is Palin feeding you ideas along with your morning prune [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Legend of Jesse James Grows</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/03/19/the-legend-of-jesse-james/</link>
		<comments>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/03/19/the-legend-of-jesse-james/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 20:33:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
 
 
 
Jesse James, husband of Oscar-winning actress Sandra Bullock, speaking of his extramarital sex scandal with a 24-year-old, white-supremacist, neo-Nazi tattoo and fetish &#8220;model,&#8221; says: &#8220;There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It&#8217;s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hate on Sale at Wal-Mart</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/03/17/hate-on-sale-at-wal-mart/</link>
		<comments>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/03/17/hate-on-sale-at-wal-mart/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:45:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
 
 
 

A voice heard on the PA system  at a Wal-Mart store in Washington Township, NJ: &#8220;Attention, Walmart customers: All black people, leave the store now.&#8221;
We say: Time to finally get rid of the yellow Smiley Face guy and replace him with that new Hitler one you&#8217;ve been working on, eh boys?

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		<title>Massa of Disaster</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/03/09/massa-of-disaster/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:16:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Congressional Representative (D-NY) Eric Massa says: &#8220;I&#8217;m sitting there showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes [Presidential chief-of-staff] Rahm Emanuel not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling. Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?&#8221;
We say: [...]]]></description>
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