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		<title>Cynthia Nixon Takes After Tricky Dick</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 18:34:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cynthia Nixon, star of Sex In The City fame, says: &#8220;She&#8217;s basically a short man with boobs,&#8221; speaking of fiancee Christine Marinoni, who she plans to marry once same-sex marriage is legalized in New York.
We say: Somewhere Danny Devito is singing the blues.
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		<title>Top This, Dr. K &#8211; Lawrence Taylor Suspected of Rape</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 17:08:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ramapo Detective Lt. Brad Weidel, says: &#8220;Formal charges will be filed upon the completion of our investigation,&#8221; speaking of the arrest of NFL Hall of Famer and Lawrence Taylor in connection with a reported rape of a 15 year old girl.
We say: Looks like the Rikers Island inmate football team has a new starting linebacker. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Video: Times Square Bomber Doesn&#8217;t Floss</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 16:49:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NYC Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly says: &#8220;We thought it warranted an interview,&#8221; speaking of the man captured on Times Square surveillance video taking a  shirt off to reveal&#8230;another shirt. &#8220;This was a warm day. This happened just around the time that  the pops start to go off inside the car. So that&#8217;s why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tuna Consumption Linked to Chronic Stupidity</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 20:02:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You still don't get how a can of tuna can contain fish when the brand is "Chicken of the Sea," and you're acting holier than thou?]]></description>
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		<title>Cowell Begging for an Ass Whooping</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 22:07:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Simon Cowell says: &#8220;You have to be good looking, [and] secondly, you have to know what you&#8217;re talking about,&#8221; referring to his potential replacement (including Howard Stern) as chief d-bag on American Idol.
We say: You look like the drunken lovechild of Kermit the Frog and Mel Gibson, and your musical taste smells like ass, so [...]]]></description>
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