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Manager Joe Girardi, talking about Orioles pitcher Jeremy Guthrie’s nailing of catcher Jorge Posada, says: “We know he’s going to pitch inside and I don’t have a problem with that. What do you expect, me to be happy that our guys are getting plunked? I’m frustrated by it. I wish he had better command in there.”

Joe Rockhead

We say: Come on, Joe. If Guthrie had better control he would’ve hit Posada in that Easter Island Rapa Nui head, that’s what everyone aims for–it has gravitational pull stronger than a small planet and Guthrie still missed. That’s how much Orioles pitching sucks.

Dallas Braden, Oakland A’s pitcher, says: “Get off my mound. Get off my fucking mound,” to Yankees slugger and notorious asshole Alex Rodriguez, aka Mr. Ha.

The Notorious PED, aka Mr. Slappy

We say: He must’ve been looking for PEDs.