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		<title>Red Sox&#8217;s Francona Smells a Rat</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/05/20/red-soxs-francona-smells-a-rat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 17:33:37 +0000</pubDate>
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“That’s just what you want to see at 4am, some little varmint that looks like [Dustin] Pedroia scampering through your office,’’ says Boston Red Sox manager Terry Francona, speaking of the inhabitants living inside Fenway Park who come out to play whenever he sleeps in his office overnight.

We say: They must be looking for cheese, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phillies&#8217; Manuel Admits Cheating &#8230; Kind Of</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 21:16:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“I didn’t know about it. I told the umpire, ‘No, we don’t have anybody out there with binoculars.’ I come to find out that we did,” say Philadelphia Phillies manager Charlie Manuel, following Major League Baseball&#8217;s warning to the team after FSN Rocky Mountain, the flagship broadcaster of the Colorado  Rockies, showed  bullpen coach [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Girardi&#8217;s Knee Jerk Reaction to Posada&#8217;s Hit-By-Pitch</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/04/29/girardis-knee-jerk-reaction-to-posadas-hit-by-pitch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 17:35:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Manager Joe Girardi, talking about Orioles pitcher Jeremy Guthrie&#8217;s nailing of catcher Jorge Posada, says: &#8220;We know he&#8217;s going to pitch  inside and I don&#8217;t have a problem with that. What do you expect, me to  be happy that our guys are getting plunked? I&#8217;m frustrated by it. I wish  he had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A-Rod the D-Bag</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/04/23/a-rod-the-d-bag/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 23:19:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dallas Braden, Oakland A&#8217;s pitcher, says: &#8220;Get off my mound. Get off my fucking mound,&#8221; to Yankees slugger and notorious asshole Alex Rodriguez, aka Mr. Ha.
We say: He must&#8217;ve been looking for PEDs.
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		<title>Red Sox Beltre is Nuts&#8230;Bigtime</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/03/03/red-sox-beltre-is-nuts-bigtime/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 12:55:08 +0000</pubDate>
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Boston Red Sox thirdbaseman Adrian Beltre says: “When I look down, after [last year's] game, it wasn’t a pretty sight,&#8221; speaking of an agonizing injury suffered after a heat-seeking groundball found his unprotected family jewels. &#8220;My testicle got the size of a grapefruit. Thank God it didn’t really damage anything. Everything [...]]]></description>
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