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		<title>He Simply Misunderstood &#8220;Here Comes The Judge&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/05/12/183/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 14:54:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“He whacked her in the butt, but it wasn&#8217;t sexual abuse—he has spastic movements,” says Wyatt Gibbons, a lawyer for Hippocrate Mertsaris, a lawyer with cerebral palsy who allegedly grabbed the inner thigh and buttocks of a Taxi and Limousine Commission judge during a meeting in her Kew Gardens offices. “If he was starving to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top This, Dr. K &#8211; Lawrence Taylor Suspected of Rape</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/05/06/top-this-dr-k-lawrence-taylor-suspected-of-rape/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 17:08:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ramapo Detective Lt. Brad Weidel, says: &#8220;Formal charges will be filed upon the completion of our investigation,&#8221; speaking of the arrest of NFL Hall of Famer and Lawrence Taylor in connection with a reported rape of a 15 year old girl.
We say: Looks like the Rikers Island inmate football team has a new starting linebacker. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hate on Sale at Wal-Mart</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/03/17/hate-on-sale-at-wal-mart/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:45:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
 
 
 

A voice heard on the PA system  at a Wal-Mart store in Washington Township, NJ: &#8220;Attention, Walmart customers: All black people, leave the store now.&#8221;
We say: Time to finally get rid of the yellow Smiley Face guy and replace him with that new Hitler one you&#8217;ve been working on, eh boys?

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		<title>Tiger Woods Takes A Double-Bogey</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/03/17/tiger-woods-hole-in-one-actually-a-double-bogey-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:50:03 +0000</pubDate>
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Gloria Allred, lawyer for ex-porn star/former Tiger Woods putting partner Joslyn James (aka Veronica Siwik Daniels) says: &#8220;He is ignoring the human wreckage that he has left behind [with his return to golf]. Whatever happens in the Masters&#8217; Tournament will not change the fact that as far as Veronica [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Massa of Disaster</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/03/09/massa-of-disaster/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:16:03 +0000</pubDate>
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Congressional Representative (D-NY) Eric Massa says: &#8220;I&#8217;m sitting there showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes [Presidential chief-of-staff] Rahm Emanuel not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling. Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?&#8221;
We say: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cowell Begging for an Ass Whooping</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/02/20/cowell-begging-for-an-ass-whooping/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 22:07:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Simon Cowell says: &#8220;You have to be good looking, [and] secondly, you have to know what you&#8217;re talking about,&#8221; referring to his potential replacement (including Howard Stern) as chief d-bag on American Idol.
We say: You look like the drunken lovechild of Kermit the Frog and Mel Gibson, and your musical taste smells like ass, so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oh No, Ono &#8211; Yoko Can&#8217;t Leave Awful Enough Alone</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/02/19/oh-no-ono-yoko-cant-leave-awful-enough-alone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 20:58:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yoko Ono says: “I knew what I was doing,” reflecting on her ineffable creative contributions to the Plastic Ono Band both now and back in 1969.
We say: Really? Advantage Linda McCartney. At least she could claim ignorance&#8211;you, madam, are truly one-of-a-kind awful.
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		<title>How&#8217;s that Dopey, Mangy Stuff?</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/02/07/hows-that-dopey-mangy-stuff/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 18:34:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sarah Palin says: “I will live I will die for the people of America. This party that we call the Tea Party, this movement, as I say is the future of politics in America.”
We say: We&#8217;ll take the dying part, but you are so unimaginably stupid that we&#8217;ll let you slide a few more years [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Animals Hold Political Office in South Carolina</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/02/04/animals-can-talk-in-south-carolina/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 18:15:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mark Bauer, Lieutenant Governor of South Carolina, says &#8220;My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed! You&#8217;re facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones [...]]]></description>
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