"Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3. Is this thang on?"
A voice heard on the PA system at a Wal-Mart store in Washington Township, NJ: “Attention, Walmart customers: All black people, leave the store now.”
We say: Time to finally get rid of the yellow Smiley Face guy and replace him with that new Hitler one you’ve been working on, eh boys?
Victoria's Not-So Secret: Naomi spells "crazy" with a "K," and if you try to correct her she'll KILL you.
Jeff Raymond, spokesman for supermodel Naomi Campbell, says: ”Naomi will cooperate voluntarily, and there is more to the story than meets the eye,” in reference to the beating she allegedly gave a limo driver who must’ve looked the wrong way at her (with his eyes open) in the rearview mirror.
We say: Yeah, there sure is. It meets the face, the head, the stomach, the back, and any other part of the body that this psycho-supermodel can punch, scratch, kick, grab, slice, or chew on when the blood sugars dwindle and the lizard inside her brain starts wigging out. We need to send her over to Iran, this raging crackhead bitch is crazy.
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