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		<title>Tiger Woods Takes A Double-Bogey</title>
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Gloria Allred, lawyer for ex-porn star/former Tiger Woods putting partner Joslyn James (aka Veronica Siwik Daniels) says: &#8220;He is ignoring the human wreckage that he has left behind [with his return to golf]. Whatever happens in the Masters&#8217; Tournament will not change the fact that as far as Veronica [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tuna Consumption Linked to Chronic Stupidity</title>
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		<title>Red Sox Beltre is Nuts&#8230;Bigtime</title>
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Boston Red Sox thirdbaseman Adrian Beltre says: “When I look down, after [last year's] game, it wasn’t a pretty sight,&#8221; speaking of an agonizing injury suffered after a heat-seeking groundball found his unprotected family jewels. &#8220;My testicle got the size of a grapefruit. Thank God it didn’t really damage anything. Everything [...]]]></description>
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