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Cinco Armstrong, the unborn fetus of 7-time Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong, says: “I got 2 arms, 2 legs, a nickname, and i’m 2 inches long.”

Little piggy in a P.E.D. blanket

We say: Let us know when your shits start tweeting. Here we thought you were talking about ….oh, forget it.

Dallas Braden, Oakland A’s pitcher, says: “Get off my mound. Get off my fucking mound,” to Yankees slugger and notorious asshole Alex Rodriguez, aka Mr. Ha.

The Notorious PED, aka Mr. Slappy

We say: He must’ve been looking for PEDs.