Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) says: “It’s the drivers of cars with illegals in it that are intentionally causing accidents on the freeway.”
Driving Mr. Crazy (aka geriatric bigot racist loser)
We say: Only when they think they see you behind the wheel in your Grand Dragon Ku Klux Klan costume, you carcinogenic idiot. Is Palin feeding you ideas along with your morning prune juice, grandpa?
The mouth of human kindness
Simon Cowell says: “You have to be good looking, [and] secondly, you have to know what you’re talking about,” referring to his potential replacement (including Howard Stern) as chief d-bag on American Idol.
We say: You look like the drunken lovechild of Kermit the Frog and Mel Gibson, and your musical taste smells like ass, so what the fuck do you know about it? Nice t-shirt collection, you tard–don’t unretire, okay?
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