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		<title>Red Sox Beltre is Nuts&#8230;Bigtime</title>
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Boston Red Sox thirdbaseman Adrian Beltre says: “When I look down, after [last year's] game, it wasn’t a pretty sight,&#8221; speaking of an agonizing injury suffered after a heat-seeking groundball found his unprotected family jewels. &#8220;My testicle got the size of a grapefruit. Thank God it didn’t really damage anything. Everything [...]]]></description>
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