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		<title>Mouth of BP&#8217;s Hayward Goes Wayward</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/06/03/mouth-of-bps-hayward-goes-wayward/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 16:26:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tony Hayward, CEO of BP, says:  “I  made a hurtful and thoughtless comment on Sunday when I said that &#8216;I   wanted my life back.&#8217; When I read that   recently, I was appalled. I apologize, especially to the families of the   11 men who lost their lives in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Red Sox&#8217;s Francona Smells a Rat</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 17:33:37 +0000</pubDate>
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“That’s just what you want to see at 4am, some little varmint that looks like [Dustin] Pedroia scampering through your office,’’ says Boston Red Sox manager Terry Francona, speaking of the inhabitants living inside Fenway Park who come out to play whenever he sleeps in his office overnight.

We say: They must be looking for cheese, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phillies&#8217; Manuel Admits Cheating &#8230; Kind Of</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/05/13/phillies-manuel-admits-cheating-kind-of/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 21:16:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gobsmackr.com/?p=194</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[“I didn’t know about it. I told the umpire, ‘No, we don’t have anybody out there with binoculars.’ I come to find out that we did,” say Philadelphia Phillies manager Charlie Manuel, following Major League Baseball&#8217;s warning to the team after FSN Rocky Mountain, the flagship broadcaster of the Colorado  Rockies, showed  bullpen coach [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oklahoma Rewrites Hippocratic Oath: Do Harm</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/05/13/oklahoma-rewrites-hippocratic-oath-do-harm/</link>
		<comments>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/05/13/oklahoma-rewrites-hippocratic-oath-do-harm/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 14:12:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Maybe someday these babies will grow up to be police officers and arrest bad people, or will find a cure for cancer,” says Oklahoma State Senator (R) Todd Lamb, the majority floor leader, in reference to the state’s new abortion legislation (HB 2656) that protects doctors from being sued if they withhold fetal test results [...]]]></description>
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		<title>He Simply Misunderstood &#8220;Here Comes The Judge&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/05/12/183/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 14:54:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“He whacked her in the butt, but it wasn&#8217;t sexual abuse—he has spastic movements,” says Wyatt Gibbons, a lawyer for Hippocrate Mertsaris, a lawyer with cerebral palsy who allegedly grabbed the inner thigh and buttocks of a Taxi and Limousine Commission judge during a meeting in her Kew Gardens offices. “If he was starving to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cynthia Nixon Takes After Tricky Dick</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/05/11/cynthia-nixon-takes-after-tricky-dick/</link>
		<comments>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/05/11/cynthia-nixon-takes-after-tricky-dick/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 18:34:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cynthia Nixon, star of Sex In The City fame, says: &#8220;She&#8217;s basically a short man with boobs,&#8221; speaking of fiancee Christine Marinoni, who she plans to marry once same-sex marriage is legalized in New York.
We say: Somewhere Danny Devito is singing the blues.
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		<title>Top This, Dr. K &#8211; Lawrence Taylor Suspected of Rape</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/05/06/top-this-dr-k-lawrence-taylor-suspected-of-rape/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 17:08:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ramapo Detective Lt. Brad Weidel, says: &#8220;Formal charges will be filed upon the completion of our investigation,&#8221; speaking of the arrest of NFL Hall of Famer and Lawrence Taylor in connection with a reported rape of a 15 year old girl.
We say: Looks like the Rikers Island inmate football team has a new starting linebacker. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Video: Times Square Bomber Doesn&#8217;t Floss</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/05/03/new-video-times-square-bomber-doesnt-floss/</link>
		<comments>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/05/03/new-video-times-square-bomber-doesnt-floss/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 16:49:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NYC Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly says: &#8220;We thought it warranted an interview,&#8221; speaking of the man captured on Times Square surveillance video taking a  shirt off to reveal&#8230;another shirt. &#8220;This was a warm day. This happened just around the time that  the pops start to go off inside the car. So that&#8217;s why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lance Armstrong Celebrates Cinco de My Oh My</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/04/30/lance-armstrong-celebrates-cinco-de-my-oh-my/</link>
		<comments>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/04/30/lance-armstrong-celebrates-cinco-de-my-oh-my/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 19:08:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cinco Armstrong, the unborn fetus of 7-time Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong, says: &#8220;I got 2 arms, 2 legs, a nickname, and i&#8217;m 2 inches long.&#8221;

We say: Let us know when your shits start tweeting. Here we thought you were talking about &#8230;.oh, forget it.
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		<title>Girardi&#8217;s Knee Jerk Reaction to Posada&#8217;s Hit-By-Pitch</title>
		<link>http://gobsmackr.com/2010/04/29/girardis-knee-jerk-reaction-to-posadas-hit-by-pitch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 17:35:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Manager Joe Girardi, talking about Orioles pitcher Jeremy Guthrie&#8217;s nailing of catcher Jorge Posada, says: &#8220;We know he&#8217;s going to pitch  inside and I don&#8217;t have a problem with that. What do you expect, me to  be happy that our guys are getting plunked? I&#8217;m frustrated by it. I wish  he had [...]]]></description>
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