Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Congressional Representative (D-NY) Eric Massa says: “I’m sitting there showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes [Presidential chief-of-staff] Rahm Emanuel not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling. Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?”
We say: No, we don’t know, but apparently it’s a recurring theme you’re focused on. Based on recent developments reported in the news about you initiating wholly inappropriate conversations and harassing innuendo with people who work on your staff, we’re surprised that Rahm’s in-the-buff berating unsettled you so much. Here’s an idea: Shut the fuck up and spare everyone from your bizarro sexual obsessions and conspiracy theories about health care reform. Whether you’re resigning because of cancer, as you said last week, or because of allegations of harassing one of your staffers, just resign already and tell it to Glenn Beck and the rest of the Tea Party ass-clowns. They won’t yell at you.
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