Red Sox Beltre is Nuts…Bigtime

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Grapefruit-size nuts, pea-size brain

Boston Red Sox thirdbaseman Adrian Beltre says: “When I look down, after [last year's] game, it wasn’t a pretty sight,” speaking of an agonizing injury suffered after a heat-seeking groundball found his unprotected family jewels. “My testicle got the size of a grapefruit. Thank God it didn’t really damage anything. Everything is OK.’’

We say: I guess that depends on your definition of “okay.” Stop with this machismo shit–you can have big balls without having big balls. Wear a fucking cup, guy.

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    March 3rd, 2010 at 4:55 am

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    March 3rd, 2010 at 4:55 am

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