Cowell Begging for an Ass Whooping
February 20th, 2010Entertainment, Gobsmackr, Radio, TV, Television 1 Comment
The mouth of human kindness
Simon Cowell says: “You have to be good looking, [and] secondly, you have to know what you’re talking about,” referring to his potential replacement (including Howard Stern) as chief d-bag on American Idol.
We say: You look like the drunken lovechild of Kermit the Frog and Mel Gibson, and your musical taste smells like ass, so what the fuck do you know about it? Nice t-shirt collection, you tard–don’t unretire, okay?
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