Animals Hold Political Office in South Carolina

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Mark Bauer, Lieutenant Governor of South Carolina, says “My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed! You’re facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that don’t think too much further than that.”

We say that you—and the people who endorse you—should be turned into eunuchs. Don’t blame your political myopia on a poor choice in metaphors. You DID mean to offend people, you just didn’t think those same people could read.

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